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The Sun Rises on Finals Week: The CaffeineSpice Must Flow
Is anyone “organizing” a primal scream soon? OP-ED RANT SECTION: Dear University, I realize that you are a metabolism that cannot live without a certain surplus of money flowing through your coffers...
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How to make the world a better place
Yup. (thx, internet) ALSO: CAN PSAFE PLEASE NOT BE PUSTULE-INFESTED AUTHORITARIAN GOBLIN COCKS ABOUT KICKING PEOPLE OUT OF COMPUTER LABS AT WHICH THEY ARE WORKING? WE’LL BE GONE SOON, WE PROMISE,...
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Scholastic Hobos, rejoice!
YOU CAN DO IT. Mind over the matter upon which mind is tenuously instantiated. (Become a brain without neurons. BwN that shit.)
View ArticleThe Skinny on Fat Stacks o’ Library Books
If you’re a senior reading this and you have library books out, you have already been fined $85 per book. For some of us, that number is aggregated into a whole shit ton of money by our rectalinear...
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Tour de Franzia’s Disciplinary Aftermath: The Unfairest Thing Ever
TL;DR : Institutional Justice: Make Facebook Group -> Get Fined $2000 The “organizers” of Tour de Franzia have been fined $2000 by the University. Somehow, while providing neither a venue or a...
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Festival Atmosphere
I fully expect some intrepid journalist to station themselves on the roof of Judd in the next half an hour with a suitable video recording device to adequately document the much-anticipated plume of...
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We’ll Clean Your Fridge Out!
Short on time, long on now-unneeded provisions? YOU DO REALIZE WASTE IS A SIN, RIGHT? We’ll clean out your fridge! Or you can bag up food items to be picked up at your convenience. Any unopened...
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POTLUCK @ LONGLANE
As the bounty of summer reaches its zenith, the Long Lane (farm)ers invite you to another potluck on the farm. Tonight. 7 PM. Please bring a dish to share and instruments, culinary and musical. (ed:...
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